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FUNNY STUFF

Here is a list of funny videos, quotes, pictures and jokes:
NOTE:
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P.S. School friendly videos will be posted up as well through the website http://www.motionbox.com/ let's just hope they don't block this one as well....

Jokes:
There is an Indian, an African, and a Russian on a train. They're all going towards the same destination at the farthest end of China while they're all sitting around eachother in a train car in Southern Africa. They get into discussion about religion, politics, and then they make a bet. The bet is that they all can find their home country by sticking their hand out of the window one after the next, but if they bring it in too soon then they lose their end of the bet. The African is from Northern Africa, the Russian is from Moscow and the Indian is from Delhi. First the African sticks his hand out of the window and he brings it back in. It's dripping with water and he says "I know this is where I come from because it rains a lot here." He turned out to be correct... The Russian is next and he sticks his hand out of the window and brings it in after a long while. While shivering he exclaims "I know this is where I come from because it snows all too often here." He turned out to be correct... Finally the Indian sticks his hand out of the window... He brings it back in, but there is neither rain nor snow on it... The other two look at him and start to laugh "How do you know this is India? No rain or snow, there is just a darker hand in this train..." The Indian smiles and says "When I put my hand out of the train, what did I have on my wrist? Now it is gone!" the other two laugh hysterically and he joins in... All in all, he turned out to be right...

YTMND: You're The Man Now Dog -
It's a Pizzone!
Pizza Hut Baby Bites.
Who Burnt Nick's Toast?


Quotes:

"We Who Are Truly Brave Will Never Live In Fear" - Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
"DTA, Don't Trust Anybody" - Steve 'Stone Cold Steve Austin' Williams
"Get That Cupcake Out Of Your Mouth Fatty, I Don't Hear A Damn Word You're Saying" - Steve 'Stone Cold Steve Austin' Williams
"If You Ain't Laughin', Then You Ain't Livin' Baby!" - Carlos Mencia (No Strings Attached SU)

Pictures:

THIS IS SPARTA!!!







THE FUZZ IS AFTER ME AND I'M OUTTA GAS!!!







THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT THE BLUE PILL (NEO ATE RED)



ROXBURY BROS



NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME AND I'M ALL ALONE IN THE FRIDGE!!!



MAURY - A REALLY GREAT SHOW... SAYS THIS GUY.



NIIICE!!!



THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW, INSANE OBSESSED NINTENDO FANS WILL RUIN THE GREATEST OF JOKES



THIS WOULD MAKE A VERY INTERESTING MOVIE



YODA SAYS: LOVE IS WHAT



Videos:

Whose Line is it Anyway Game Examples and Funny Stuff -
Whose Line is it Anyway Uncensored:


Props:


Sound Effects:


Whose Line:


What is Love (Saturday Night Live) -
Regular:

Speed Version:


Fire Marshall Bill (In Living Color)-

Honeymoon Safety:

Cruise Safety:

Hospital Safety:

Market Safety:

Bar Safety:

Elementary School Fire Safety:

Christmas Fire Safety:

Fire Safety At Benihana:

Fire Safety... In Space?:


Seinfeld Parody (In Living Color, Season 5)-


Cat Massage-


Grand Theft Mario-


Carlos Mencia as Sean Paul-


VARIOUS SEGMENTS

What is Going On In the Comedy World?

The Showbiz Show with David Spade has Returned(2005-???) and Airs on Thursdays @ 10:30
- Jon Heder was on Last Week to Promote "Blades of Glory" and David turned it around as an insultfest on Jon... Concluding it with a segment called "Are You Smarter Then Jon Heder?" (a play on 'Are You Smarter Then a Fifth Grader') where an audience member would go head to head in trivia with Jon... David picked out a Punk-Rock Chick who in actuality lost to Jon, but David said she won anyway. Jon seemed taken back by David, but he was also acting strange throughout the entire interview most likely as a part of the sketch...
- David reinstates the "There I Said It Segment" first with a bit on Ugly Betty and how unfitting a name it was for the show and then on Supermodel Shows the following week
- David also did various other things like make fun of Lost and how it may be coming to an end, plus Celebrity Stupidity (i.e. Nicole Richie driving on the wrong side of the road) and he even brought back an old thing where he would impliment himself into shows to make fun of them at the beginning of each Showbiz Show... Other things included making fun of Supermodel Naomi Campbell and Heather Mills McCartney who lost her leg in a car accident and is on Dancing With the Stars...

Halfway Home made it's debuet on Wednesdays after South Park
- I saw the first episode and I hated it, I think there are others who may appreciate it more, but I thought the whole NARC thing got played out and the whole home-made explosive thing was stupid. It's like a criminal version of Reno 911, another show I just can't bring myself to like

South Park (Wednesdays @ 10) Gone Overboard?
- From making fun of Scientology with an episode featuring the infamous "Come Out Of The Closet" Segment to "The Dookie In the Urinal" to "N_ggers" turning out to be "Naggers" + midget bashing to the Butters & Cartman incident, it seems that South Park is getting more and more out of hand... Talking to people at school reveals that it's just getting more disturbing, not funnier...

Mind of Mencia makes it's long awaited return...
- Mind of Mencia has been a staple in the line of shows on Comedy Central and it proves itself once again by coming back again...
- I saw a stand-up of Carlos' in 1999 and then his No Strings Attached special and then his show... From the 1999 joke of "No Mexicans in Taco Bell Commercials" to the "No Strings Attached Retard" jokes it seems that Mencia is degenerating in his skills. The more he dishes out, obviously, the less he is left with. Just like Dave Chappelle, his comedy is getting drier and drier (although "The Lost Episodes" turned out to have some really funny 'stuff'). I remember in 2005 when all he had was a commercial describing the shocking stuff he says on the show and just a little bit with him calling a manly girl a man while she's gardening and then simply putting his hand over his mouth to show that he made a no-no. Now he's parading around with his brother Joseph who is supposedly carrying a huge speaker system which has a microphone attached to it that Mencia uses to insult people on the street by telling them what he thinks. I think that the simplicity of the first season jokes were better because Carlos is running the show into the ground with this new stuff. Hopefully he spent his time off making a bunch of good and new material rather then just relaxing.